Boris Has Landed in Athens

As mob unrest continues and the country is on the brink of economic collapse, who should land in Athens?

Boris. Orator and traveled diplomat. Remember his speech to the scousers? He speaks Greek.

What could go wrong?

UPDATE: He has gone to pick up the Olympic torch.


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