Chelsea Away

The combined net worth of the members of  the Kensington and Chelsea Conservative Association is probably more than the rest of the Conservative Party, if not the entire country. This is taken from an email sent out to members to drum up support for the London local elections:

Telephone Canvassing
Our Assembly member, Victoria Borwick, has been asked to raise our voter pledge with a drive for telephone canvassing. If you are unable to help the ground campaign over the next week or so as you are away at your country house or on your yacht, then please sign up now for a telephone canvassing account…

Don’t forget to take off your pearl earrings before putting the phone to your ear – it makes an irritating tinkling sound on the line…




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One Tory MP remarked yesterday…

“How many are in four Bakers’ dozens? About 35…”

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