Ken’s Tears Were For Actors

Despite denying it at first, Ken has finally admitted to the Guardian that all of those “genuine Londoners” that reduced him to tears in his election video were in fact paid actors. Central Casting at its finest…

Sources in Team Ken suggested to Guido last night that the crying was not only mooted in a staff meeting but discussed afterwards as having gone too far. Guido is working  standing up the embarrassing quotes…




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