Ken’s Tears Were For Actors

Despite denying it at first, Ken has finally admitted to the Guardian that all of those “genuine Londoners” that reduced him to tears in his election video were in fact paid actors. Central Casting at its finest…

Sources in Team Ken suggested to Guido last night that the crying was not only mooted in a staff meeting but discussed afterwards as having gone too far. Guido is working  standing up the embarrassing quotes…




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Dominic Raab wrote in his letter of resignation…

“This is, at its heart, a matter of public trust,” he told the PM, concluding: “I cannot reconcile the terms of the proposed deal with the promises we made to the country in our manifesto at the last election… I believe that the regulatory regime proposed for Northern Ireland presents a very real threat to the integrity of the United Kingdom. I cannot support an indefinite backstop arrangement, where the EU holds a veto over our ability to exit…”

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