A Full Time Job In Westminster

Parliament’s in-house gym is advertising the services of a Clinical Hypnotherapist and Life Coach:

Hello

My name is Danielle Henderson and I am the new Clinical Hypnotherapist / Life Coach at Westminster Gym. I am here to help and support with the following issues:

StressTrauma, Phobia’sWeight LossStop SmokingFear of Public SpeakingRelationship IssuesSporting PerformanceHealthy Eating.

Sometimes spending an hour a week to off load with a Life Coach is hugely beneficial for mental and emotional well being. You can book yourself straight into the diary at Westminster Gym by calling the reception. I am available Monday and Tuesday mornings from 9.30 – 12.30 for pre-booked appointments.

I look forward to meeting and assisting you.

Kind regards

Danielle Henderson NLP Prac. C.H. Dip

With the assorted bunch of miscreants, drunks and reprobates that make up the green benches, Guido imagines that Ms. Henderson will be rather busy. He’s not sure Westminster is really the place to make much money out of “Fear of Public Speaking” though…




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