Whoever can come up with the wittiest conversation for this one will win a copy of “A Walk On Part” – to celebrate the return of the stage adaptation of former Labour MP Chris Mullin’s diaries.
A senior Brexiter:
“If Theresa and Julian have sold us out here they are in real trouble. She reassured us all at the 1922. There is no way she can recover if she has now fucked us over.”