Blinky Balls cries about maths:

“I cry at the Antiques Roadshow. You know, when someone comes in with some family heirloom and it’s often the last bit in the programme and the expert says, ‘Do you know how much this is worth? It’s valued at X thousand pounds.’ And they say, ‘I’’m amazed it’s worth that much, but it means more to me than money.’ Incredibly emotional.”