There is a bottle of Superstition up for grabs for the wittiest caption. If nobody is funny then Guido will just have to drink it, so get your thinking caps on.
While you think about it, why not sign up to become a “Diurach” here.
David Davis is asked by Die Welt if his “training in the British commandos” has helped with the negotiations:
“Well, I never killed anyone.”