There is a bottle of Superstition up for grabs for the wittiest caption. If nobody is funny then Guido will just have to drink it, so get your thinking caps on.
While you think about it, why not sign up to become a “Diurach” here.
Ed Miliband goes studs in on Theresa May:
“When PM says “nothing has changed” she is lying. If she lies about this what else?”