There is a bottle of Superstition up for grabs for the wittiest caption. If nobody is funny then Guido will just have to drink it, so get your thinking caps on.
While you think about it, why not sign up to become a “Diurach” here.
Hamas offer only a qualified endorsement of the Labour Party’s leader…
“We Salute Jeremy Corbyn’s supportive positions to the Palestinians, but the issue of him as a prime minister is an internal British issue and we respect the choice of the British people.”