Tory MP David Morris is looking for no more tears when it comes to hairdressing. This is head and shoulders above any recent Ten Minute Rule Bills: the former hair-stylist is looking to create a compulsory register of fellow hairdressers. The rocker-turned-snipper-turned-backbencher is apparently worried about corrosive chemicals, but Guido was fairly certain the government is meant to be trimming red-tape. Apparently  parliamentary time is worth it…