Cut Red Tape and Hair David

Tory MP David Morris is looking for no more tears when it comes to hairdressing. This is head and shoulders above any recent Ten Minute Rule Bills: the former hair-stylist is looking to create a compulsory register of fellow hairdressers. The rocker-turned-snipper-turned-backbencher is apparently worried about corrosive chemicals, but Guido was fairly certain the government is meant to be trimming red-tape. Apparently  parliamentary time is worth it…




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Rowan Atkinson tells The Times

“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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