Silvio Says Staying

Silvio Berlusconi has taken to Facebook to deny rumours that he is resigning. Silvio will however be very disappointed that former TV presenter Gabriella Carlucci is resiging from his party to go over to the Christian Democrats. So sadly he won’t be able to use Facebook to poke her…

Italian bonds are falling faster than a bunga-bunga girl’s knickers.




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“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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