Cat Flap Italia

It seems to Guido that Berlusconi has essentially given up. As soon an immunity is guaranteed, the Italian Prime Minister will surely ride into the sunset. Asked how he might revive the fortunes of his party Forza Italia (Go Italy) he replied:

“Some of polls say the best choice would be Forza Gnocca” 

Translation: Go Pussy




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Rowan Atkinson tells The Times

“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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