Guardian Accuses Louise Mensch of Having Facelift

Decca Aitkenhead claims in her interview article that

I can see incisions in the creases where her ears and cheeks meet that look so fresh, they still have tiny lines of scab. In fact, they look exactly like the lines left by what is known as a Chicago facelift – a procedure favoured by relatively young women with a strong jaw line and chin, and popular on account of its short recovery time.

Louise doesn’t confirm or deny it, telling Guido via Twitter

Elsewhere in the Observer they have uncovered that George Osborne was accused of cheating during election for Ents Rep in his Magdalen college JCR. Can his career survive?




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Dominic Raab wrote in his letter of resignation…

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