So £62.3 billion was wiped off of the FTSE today, gold is surging, Osborne is practising saying “it started in America” as a global double dip recession hovers on the horizon and it’s raining, but don’t worry, Celebrity Big Brother is back, and this year it has a certain appeal for Westminster watchers. Though Guido would not have recommended it, as a patron of Ambition For Autism, £100,000 must have been hard for Sally Bercow to turn down. Never normally a fan of the show something tells Guido it won’t just be Mr Speaker and his spinners glued to the screen. With Charlie Sheen joining the fun and games, what’s the worst that could possibly happen…