Jonathan May Bowles Goes Down

When self-proclaimed funny man and Murdoch pie-tosser Jonathan May Bowels was pleaded guilty to assault last week, he said it was “the most humble day” of his life. We’ll give him that one, but it seems the judge didn’t quite see the funny side of things and has sent him down for six weeks. Splat!




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Dominic Raab wrote in his letter of resignation…

“This is, at its heart, a matter of public trust,” he told the PM, concluding: “I cannot reconcile the terms of the proposed deal with the promises we made to the country in our manifesto at the last election… I believe that the regulatory regime proposed for Northern Ireland presents a very real threat to the integrity of the United Kingdom. I cannot support an indefinite backstop arrangement, where the EU holds a veto over our ability to exit…”

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