Jonathan May Bowles Goes Down

When self-proclaimed funny man and Murdoch pie-tosser Jonathan May Bowels was pleaded guilty to assault last week, he said it was “the most humble day” of his life. We’ll give him that one, but it seems the judge didn’t quite see the funny side of things and has sent him down for six weeks. Splat!




Tip offs: 0709 284 0531
team@Order-order.com

Quote of the Day

Speaking at the Salzburg Summit on the Brexit negotiations, Juncker revealed:

“No decision will be taken here. Whenever the Commission is too flexible things are going wrong.”

Sponsors

Guidogram: Sign up

Subscribe to the most succinct 7 days a week daily email read by thousands of Westminster insiders.
Twitter Versus the Dead Tree Press Twitter Versus the Dead Tree Press