Jonathan May Bowles Goes Down

When self-proclaimed funny man and Murdoch pie-tosser Jonathan May Bowels was pleaded guilty to assault last week, he said it was “the most humble day” of his life. We’ll give him that one, but it seems the judge didn’t quite see the funny side of things and has sent him down for six weeks. Splat!


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