We like to think we did our bit for Justine with our campaign to get Ed to make an honest woman of her. It was one of our most successful campaigns in the shortest time. Sentimental romantics that we are, we like a happy ending.

They get married tomorrow, in a modern touch, both children will attend.

So what to get the happy couple as a present? Something nice, not too expensive in these austere times. They probably have all the domestic appliances they need already. A book maybe? What book should we send the couple as a wedding present?