Bet Giles Coren Wishes His Tweets Were Sub-Edited

It is late, you’ve had a few drinks, you tweet something you wouldn’t if you were sober. Been there, got the T-shirt. The Times columnist and TV food critic is in contempt of court. This is possibly Coren’s funniest work for ages…

N.B. A co-conspirator T-shirt is on the way to James Waterson for the tip.




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