Friday Caption Contest (Tories Flout Champagne Ban Edition)

Up for grabs this week:

The Cameron-Clegg Government: Coalition Politics in an Age of Austerity

Edited by Simon Lee and Matt Beech.

Normal rules apply, try to be witty, not weird.

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Why Doesn’t Greg Clark Like Brexit? | Spectator
Trade Facts Contradict Project Fear | Ruth Lea
If Brexit Were Football . . . | David Hardy
Claire Lehmann: Warrior Princess | Toby Young
Could Brexit Fix Our Broken Politics? | UnHerd
Buckingham Tories Looking for Bercow Replacement | The Sun
Are the Tories Doomed to Succeed on Brexit? | CapX
Boris Takes Bid for Top Job to the Workers | The Times
Not Yet Angry – But Patriotic And Bewildered | ConHome
Cabinet Heroes Stave Off Calorie Nannies | The Sun
Theresa May to Block John Bercow’s Peerage | The Times
Brexiteers Must Come to Their Senses | Iain Martin
Henry VIII and Today’s Brexit | Comment Central

Westminster Apocalypse | Marina Hyde
No-Deal Negativity Swamps BBC’s Brexit Coverage | ConWoman
Far Left Falls for Slick Kremlin Anti-UK Videos | The Times
Robbie Gibb Attacks Ministers’ Media Freestyling | Mail
BBC Presenter Dianne Oxberry Dies Aged 51 | BBC
Sun Lost £35m in 2018 | Press Gazette
Sun Hacks Worried About “Drudge-Bait” | Buzzfeed
MoJ Staff Called Journalist “Crazy” and a “Bitch” | Buzzfeed
Review: Channel 4’s Brexit: The Uncivil War | Matthew Elliott
Confessions of Greggs Social Media Manager | PR Week
BBC Bias Risks Public Violence | Comment Central
UNITE Boss & Corbyn’s Chief-of-Staff Holding Hands | Mail
Mic Network Sold to Bustle for Only $5 Million | WSJ
News is Going Back to the 19^th Century | Atlantic
New Media “Everyone’s for Sale” | Vanity Fair

Peoples’ Vote is Biggest Fantasy Unicorn | Mark Wallace
Grieve’s Minority Control Plan for Parliament | Alex Wickham
Why Doesn’t Greg Clark Like Brexit? | Spectator
Trade Facts Contradict Project Fear | Ruth Lea
If Brexit Were Football . . . | David Hardy
Are the Tories Doomed to Succeed on Brexit? | CapX
Not Yet Angry – But Patriotic And Bewildered | ConHome
Brexiteers Must Come to Their Senses | Iain Martin
Henry VIII and Today’s Brexit | Comment Central
Only Brexit Rupture Will Alter Failed Status Quo | Guardian
May Must Steer Towards No Deal Now | Michael Howard
The Remainer Coup is Under Way | ConWoman
General Election Only Way to Save Brexit | Gisela Stuart
May’s Deal is Dead, But So Too Is No-Deal | Nick Timothy
Cabinet Split Over Demands For Softer Brexit | The Times

Tesla to Layoff 7 Percent of Workforce | The Hill
Is Facebook’s ’10 Year Challenge’ a Harmless Meme? | Wired
SpaceX Assembles Shiny Retro Test Starship | GeekWire
Banned Sex Toy at CES Shows Sexism in Sex | Telegraph
Zuckerberg’s 2019 Personal Challenge | Intelligencer
NHS Plans For Millions To See Doctor By Skype | The Times
Everything on the Internet is Fake | NY Mag
Gatwick Drones Pair ‘No Longer Suspects’ | BBC
Gatwick Drone: Identities of Arrested Couple | Telegraph
Review: Elon Musk’s Insane Mode | Iain Martin
I Now Understand How Nelson Mandela Felt | Titiana McGrath
Twitter’s Latest Suspension of a Satirist | IEA
Blockchain: An Irish Border Solution? | Get Britain Out
Mark Zuckerberg Just Joined a Harvard Meme Group | Babe
How WhatsApp Stops the Plotters Plotting | Katy Balls

Buckingham Tories Looking for Bercow Replacement | The Sun
What Would a May Victory Mean? | Centre for Brexit Studies
Politics is a Bucket of Petrol. Bercow Has a Match. | The Sun
Bercow Has Abandoned Objectivity | Tom Harris
Bercow No Confidence Motion “Looks Pretty Certain” | BBC
May Will Perhaps Be Able to Enjoy Christmas | ConHome
Knives Out for Tory Whips | Paul Waugh
How MPs Voted on Grieve Amendment | BrexitCentral
How MPs Will Kill Off ‘No Deal’ | The Telegraph
Relax, A No Deal Brexit Will Be Fine | MoneyWeek
How to Solve the Brexit Legal Advice Row | Robert Courts MP
Fox: UK Must Be Able to End Backstop | BBC
Where Does Labour Stand on Tax Cuts? | Telegraph
Corbyn steps in to save Boris’ Police Station | The Mirror
It Might Go Viral, Jeremy, But It’s Radioactive | Independent

Why Doesn’t Greg Clark Like Brexit? | Spectator
Cabinet Heroes Stave Off Calorie Nannies | The Sun
How the World’s Got Better | Quartz
Government Plastics Ban Destined To Fail | Comment Central
Inuits Say Too Many Polar bears | Mail
Greenpeace’s Beach Pollution Goes Unreported | Paul Horgan
“Looming Planetary Emergency” Unscientific | Irish Times
Doctors Refusing to Prescribe Medicinal Cannabis | Telegraph
UK Carbon Dioxide Emissions Below 1860 Levels | CEPR
Britain is Ripe for Agriculture Innovation After Brexit | Speccie
Wind Farms Kill Off 75% of Predatory Birds | Mail
Vegan Jokes: Free Speech not Hate Speech | Standard
Moderates, Not Extremists, Voted for Bolsonaro | UnHerd
Budget Boost for Tree Planting | ITV
Honey Yields at Four-Year High | Telegraph

Grieve’s Minority Control Plan for Parliament | Alex Wickham
Why Doesn’t Greg Clark Like Brexit? | Spectator
Buckingham Tories Looking for Bercow Replacement | The Sun
Brexiteers Must Come to Their Senses | Iain Martin
May Must Steer Towards No Deal Now | Michael Howard
General Election Only Way to Save Brexit | Gisela Stuart
Port of Dover Prepared For No Deal | Sky News
May’s Defeat is Reality Check for EU’s Strategy | FT
MPs Must Reject This Dreadful Deal | Telegraph
PM Needs More Than a Promise From EU | The Sun
Time for Honour and Hard-Headed Realism | Express
Carrie & Boris Going Public | Sun
How the World’s Got Better | Quartz
Does May Even Have a “Plan B”? | James Forsyth
Sentencing Remarks for Marion Little | Mr Justice Edis

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