Pensioning Off the Huhney Monster

Chris Huhne is booked to tour the broadcast studios tonight and tomorrow. He’ll be aiming to tickle the clitoris of the sandalistas, positioning himself Heseltine-like as the next LibDem leader. Will he walk from cabinet claiming those nasty Toy boys were horrible? A source points out that his ministerial pension rights don’t kick in for another ten days…

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