Pensioning Off the Huhney Monster

Chris Huhne is booked to tour the broadcast studios tonight and tomorrow. He’ll be aiming to tickle the clitoris of the sandalistas, positioning himself Heseltine-like as the next LibDem leader. Will he walk from cabinet claiming those nasty Toy boys were horrible? A source points out that his ministerial pension rights don’t kick in for another ten days…

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Quote of the Day

John McDonnell tells the Gallery/Lobby lunch what the priest told him to do…

‘He persuaded me to do this. He said you need to soften your image. So do Mumsnet and do this…. I’m trying to soften my image.’


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