Tail End

Further to yesterday’s news that the PM is going to the wedding in tails, Guido’s man in Moss Bros tells him that Dave refused to wear tails to his step-brother in law’s wedding last year – Will Astor – despite everyone else doing so and him being an usher according to a well-bred source. Nor did he wear tails at his sister’s wedding earlier this year – though that may have been less the form. All a bit unnecessarily prolelier-than-thou out of fear of paparazzis. Mrs Fawkes thinks tails suits him…


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