Cameron’s decision to wear his work clothes to the Royal Wedding, despite being the Prime Minister at a state occasion, has angered even his most loyal supporters. This is one Hilton spin too far in many a Tory’s view. Ever watchful for a chance to make life difficult for his old chum, Boris is being very coy about the whole affair. His spinner told Guido that the Mayor will be wearing “appropriate attire”.

Make of that what you will…