Recession Hits Parliament

There was uproar this morning as it emerged that the supplier of muffins and pastries to the parliamentary coffee shops went bust over-night. Panicked researchers have been assured by the powers that be that they will find a new supplier over the weekend. Despite the taxpayer subsidies they received, the old company couldn’t get a loan and has declared itself bankrupt. Clearly no dough in it.


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Peter Mandelson tells Emma Barnett…

“I think that Jeremy Corbyn himself should search his conscience and ask himself whether he’s the best person to lead the Labour Party into the general election with the best chance of success for the party.”

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