Andy Porter got the scoop that Dave is currently in Spain celebrating SamCam’s 40th birthday. He paid for the Ryanair flights and the “mid-market” hotel. It’s the first time they have been on holiday outside of the UK since the election. As summer looms it seems like a perfectly ordinary holiday that millions of Brits could look forward to.

Guido wonders what Oliver “we don’t want the poor on planes” Letwin would have to say about it all…