+ + + Piggin' Wiggin Is Under Investigation + + +

Bill Wiggin’s feline survival skills are being pushed to the absolute limit. The Office of the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards has confirmed that he has opened an inquiry in to the Tory whip and a dodgy £5,000 invoice paid to his local Conservative Association. Wiggin might come to regret his rather rushed confession that the invoice may have said the £5,000 was for absurdly expensive room hire, but was in fact for a whole swathe of other work. In other words, a false invoice. Where are the records of this other work? The receipts? The nod from the fees office? John Lyon has his work cut out with this one…

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