Happy As Larry

Larry the cat has left Battersea. The Prime Ministers Official Spokesman told the Lobby earlier that Larry is up for the job and that he had showed a very stong predatory drive and enjoyed playing with toy mice. No really. Next question, who is paying for the cat food?

UPDATE: Let the Lolz cat contest begin:

Bottle of Bruichladdich for the best one emailed in.




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