Boulton's Babes

Westminster’s new couple Guido mentioned yesterday have topped Sky New’s most fanciable MPs poll. What coincidental timing eh. Watch out when reporting on Ms. Berger though. Guido hears she once threatened to sue Durham University’s student paper for describing her as buxom in a report about an NUS conference.

Girls:
1st: Luciana Berger
2nd equal: Harriet Harman & Caroline Flint
4th equal: Louise Bagshawe & Gloria De Piero
6th equal: Lynne Featherstone & Rushanara Ali
8th equal: Stella Creasy, Claire Perry, Priti Patel, Charlotte Leslie & Esther McVey

Boys:
1st equal: Zac Goldsmith & Chuka Umunna
3rd: Jeremy Hunt
4th: Andy Burnham
5th: Ed Balls
6th equal: David Miliband & Chris Kelly
8th equal: Dominic Raab & Nick Clegg
10th equal: John Denham, Jim Murphy & Tristram Hunt

As expected, the new intake dominated, but Guido is still trying to get his head around how Harriet Harman came joint second. Shudder…




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