Today’s guest publication The Scottish Daily Record has a heart warming story of some good news amongst all the evil ConDemmery that is seeing trees cut down and flatscreens taken from the unemployed.  Apparently “Marcia” who like many in her trade chooses not to share her surname, has turned to stripping because of George Osborne’s cuts.

“I expect we are going to see a lot more girls coming through the door once the cuts take effect.”

There’s one plan for growth…

UPDATE: Guido pressed publish on this post before realising Paul Waugh had found the story too. Great minds etc…