Progressive Labour

Rumour has it Ed Miliband is looking to stamp his mark on the Labour Party by renaming it “Progressive Labour”. Deck chairs spring to mind. With “New Labour” being ditched, Guido thought he would throw it open to the wisdom of the crowds. What would you rename the party?

The last few copies of the Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze are up for grabs if there are any laugh out loud suggestions.




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Rowan Atkinson tells The Times

“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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