Guido couldn’t really understand all talk of a Frankenstein merger amongst “purple plotters” over Christmas. Everyone knows if you mix blue and yellow together you get green. When watching the Dave and Tarzan presser early he couldn’t help but think the merger might be beginning. Since the summer the coalition has used this particularly putrid shade of green as the coalition colours:

Anyone else think it looks remarkably similar to what you would get if you put the LibDem bird with the tree in a blender? Coming soon to a lamp-post near you…