On the day that Ed Miliband reopened the class war that worked so well for Labour at the election, it seems not everyone got the memo. Wee Dougie Alexander didn’t even wait for the press release to be sent out about a speech he had just given to the Child Poverty Action Group AGM before he was EyeSpyed in St James’s for lunch at Marco Pierre White’s Wheelers.

Guido wonders many children the £100 per head bill could have fed and clothed.