Elusive Assange E-FIT

The Mail says he is in south-east England, but Gawker says Wikileaks’ Julian Assange is drinking with a shaved head in Manhattan. So Interpol must be looking for someone like this:

Julian, come to Ireland, we’ve centuries of experience in hiding outlaws and the people are friendly with a soft-spot for trouble-makers. You can sleep in Guido’s barn…


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The Daily Mirror has heard that at the shadow cabinet meeting, Nick Brown lost his train of thought so John McDonnell handed over a piece of paper to help out.

Brown: “You’re really helpful“.

McDonnell: “Yes I am. But it would be great if somebody could tell Skwawkbox that“.

 

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