Millbank Tosser Pleads Guilty

Eighteen year old Edward Woollard has pleaded guilty to throwing the fire extinguisher from the top of CCHQ. No word on any sentence yet. Guess his lawyers told him that the excuse that he was throwing it into a space where nobody would or could get hurt, wasn’t going to wash…

Especially given he grazed a copper.




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