Millbank Tosser Pleads Guilty

Eighteen year old Edward Woollard has pleaded guilty to throwing the fire extinguisher from the top of CCHQ. No word on any sentence yet. Guess his lawyers told him that the excuse that he was throwing it into a space where nobody would or could get hurt, wasn’t going to wash…

Especially given he grazed a copper.




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Dominic Raab wrote in his letter of resignation…

“This is, at its heart, a matter of public trust,” he told the PM, concluding: “I cannot reconcile the terms of the proposed deal with the promises we made to the country in our manifesto at the last election… I believe that the regulatory regime proposed for Northern Ireland presents a very real threat to the integrity of the United Kingdom. I cannot support an indefinite backstop arrangement, where the EU holds a veto over our ability to exit…”

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