Staying with this morning’s baddie, Guido has found what might just be the first acknowledged lovechild on the Westminster gravy train. According to the Register of Interests of Member’s Staff it seems Tim Yeo has employed his daughter Claudia Stent in his office and given her a pass.  Not sure what the 17-year-old’s qualifications were for her role…

Claudia was born in 1993 after Yeo’s affair with Tory councillor Julia Stent. The scandal cost him his job three years later when it came out. He’s clearly taking a fatherly interest in her welfare – Guido was unable to establish from his office how much (or even if) the taxpayers were paying the 17-year-old…