Guido thought the MPs were coming back this coming week, but turns out it’s not until the 6th. Traffic was up though this week with a certain rumour being queried. 65,455 readers who viewed 301,356 pages over the last seven days. Here are those seven most popular stories (in order of popularity) that you might have missed:

• Just Asking
• Tory MP Shows His Cock to Kids
• Breaking: Tory Minister Comes Out
• BrownAid
• Labour MP: Members Too Thick To Vote
• Davided Endorsements
• Lucas Lobbying Links

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