Sir Phil's Top Chop Know How

It seems that new government appointee Sir Philip Green is enjoying the pressures of the new job. He apparently phoned up City AM to tell them their political editor was “a f***king tosser” for asking about his tax status. Surely a legitimate question given his new elevation to being the the Top Chopper of Whitehall costs. Green made the once failing Arcadia retail chain a huge success not just because of his eye for fashion. He did it by overseeing the removal of a huge amount of non-essential costs and he undoubtedly knows how to save on taxes.

Perhaps he will recommend the government move financial interests offshore and transfer it into Mrs Government’s name.




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