The Floor's the Limit

There has been a fair amount of consternation today about a dubiously sourced piece in the Standard about MPs allegedly sleeping in their offices. Despite the practice being banned, we are expected to believe that MPs are secretly stashing camp-beds in cupboards during the day. While yes those MPs who have less than an hour’s commute rightly can’t claim for overnight costs, if they really can’t face the journey home, what is to stop them dipping into their already well lined pockets on those rare Tuesdays when the House sits late?

Just a moment or two of internet based research finds affordable accommodation within walking distance of Parliament. Why not stay at the Piccadilly Backpackers Hostel “London’s most central, award-winning and trendiest value hostel”? The merits of it far outweigh sleeping on the floor of your office:

  • FREE showers – bonus!
  • Breakfast Available – don’t forget to get a receipt!
  • 24hr Security – so no complaining that a MP couldn’t possibly stay there!
  • 24hr Internet Cafe – you can even catch up on emails over breakfast!
  • And best of all this is all for the bargian price of £12 per night!




    Tip offs: 0709 284 0531
    team@Order-order.com

    Quote of the Day

    Theresa May tells Bercow:

    “Mr Speaker-elect, can I congratulate you on your re-election. At least someone got a landslide.”

    Sponsors

    Guidogram: Sign up

    Subscribe to the most succinct 7 days a week daily email read by thousands of Westminster insiders.
    Meltdown After Nuclear Power Plant Holds Bikini Contest to Choose Interns Meltdown After Nuclear Power Plant Holds Bikini Contest to Choose Interns
    DUP Deal Signed DUP Deal Signed
    Watch: McDonnell on Grenfell ‘Murder’ Watch: McDonnell on Grenfell ‘Murder’
    Sunday Shows Sunday Shows
    The Economist’s Lack of Intelligence Unit The Economist’s Lack of Intelligence Unit
    Happy Independence Day! Happy Independence Day!
    Sun Cleared by Hospital Sun Cleared by Hospital
    Exporters Order Books at 29 Year High Exporters Order Books at 29 Year High
    Corbyn Refuses to Bow to The Queen Corbyn Refuses to Bow to The Queen
    McDonnell Repeatedly Backed Far Left ‘Day of Rage’ Group McDonnell Repeatedly Backed Far Left ‘Day of Rage’ Group
    “Soft” and “Hard” Brexit Terms Obsolete “Soft” and “Hard” Brexit Terms Obsolete
    Hammond’s “Sound Money” Speech Sadly All Spin Hammond’s “Sound Money” Speech Sadly All Spin
    Tommy Robinson Called British Muslims “Enemy Combatants” Tommy Robinson Called British Muslims “Enemy Combatants”
    Corbyn Praised at London Hezbollah Rally Corbyn Praised at London Hezbollah Rally
    Government Understaffed – Key SpAd Vacancies Up for Grabs Government Understaffed – Key SpAd Vacancies Up for Grabs
    Clive Lewis: “Burn Neoliberalism” Clive Lewis: “Burn Neoliberalism”
    Corbynista Ultras Involved in Storming Kensington Council Corbynista Ultras Involved in Storming Kensington Council