The hunt is on by parliament staffers for an old 1980s record produced by Stock, Aitken and Waterman. The notoriously hard to track down Morning After the Night Before album was the solo work of Rick Astley’s guitarist in the band FBI, non-other than.. err… David Morris, the newly elected Conservative MP for Morecambe and Lunesdale. Funnily enough he omitted his less than successful flirtation with rock and roll from his CV.

A t-shirt will be in the post for the co-conspirator who finds and emails an MP3 of the track…