Better Suited For the Job

Though they give each other a run for their money on the stump, there is one battle that David Miliband is clearly beating his little brother in. Suits…

Shedding his Moss Bros-like, high-lapelled, black, three button number he wore on the international stage a while back, David now has the assistance of a discount to die for from Ozwald Boateng to sharpen up his image. You would think someone would have taken Miliband (minor) aside for a quiet word about what to look for in a whistle though.  Guido considers himself to be a bit of a fashionista so here is some free advice for Ed.

His jacket sleeves are two inches too short, the cut is too tight and it barely does up. It hangs like a damp sack. And that’s not to mention it’s a good three inches too short.

This is a man who wants to be Prime Minister, but wouldn’t look out-of-place addressing a regional conference of photocopier salesman.




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