It’s not just MPs who can get a bit of taxpayer cash you know. It seems two of the nations least-liked professions have joined forces. Estate agents Winkworth have been flyering exclusive homes in Pimlico, Belgravia and Westminster with their “Rent your home to an MP” plan. Guido is still trying to find out which exact MPs it is they are working with but their desire for only “exclusive” homes says it all.

Sadly for those looking for a new lover, you have to move out before the esteemed member moves in.