Good Morning Prime Mentalist

There is no news yet on the status of the poor bunker bod who had to deliver the papers to Gordon this morning, hard to find a palatable news sandwich to deliver to him.  Ironically it is being reported that Gordon is very angry about the accusations that he gets, errm, very angry. Across the nation the airwaves are dominated with nothing but conversation about the Prime Mentalist’s violent rages and the bullying culture at Number 10.

Well it only took a couple of years to go completely mainstream…


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Peter Mandelson tells Emma Barnett…

“I think that Jeremy Corbyn himself should search his conscience and ask himself whether he’s the best person to lead the Labour Party into the general election with the best chance of success for the party.”

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