Jonah Brown Breaks Hi-Tech Bristol Beacon

“An academy designed to be the first fully wireless school has been blighted by computer problems since being opened by Gordon Brown more than two years ago” reported The Times today. Gordon was so proud of the opening the Bristol Brunel Acadamy that Downing Street made a whole video about the visit. The Curse of the One-Eyed Son of the Manse never left the poor blighted children though. “The head of the £24 million Bristol Brunel Academy — a beacon of Labour’s Building Schools for the Future (BSF) programme — said that its wireless system had yet to work properly and teachers still did the register on paper because of problems with swipe cards.With fingerprint recognition of pupils its almost as if the academy was a testing bed for much of Labour’s database state.

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