It Is Resolved That…

  1. No alcohol will be consumed Monday to Thursday until February, (be realistic).
  2. There will be no more under-the-influence Tweeting, (Guido can confirm that attempting to score drugs via Twitter does not work).
  3. Time-wasters, window-lickers and weirdos will be dealt with quickly and brutally, (see picture).
  4. The sit-up bench will be taken out of pre-marital hibernation.
  5. Time will be found to get on with the book (see resolution 1).

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“Remainer readers may dislike Mr Farage – they may dislike his style, his rhetoric, his approach – but he cannot be faulted for his appreciation of strategy. If his opponents don’t up their game – and fast – he will beat them, just as he did before.”

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