It Is Resolved That…
  1. No alcohol will be consumed Monday to Thursday until February, (be realistic).
  2. There will be no more under-the-influence Tweeting, (Guido can confirm that attempting to score drugs via Twitter does not work).
  3. Time-wasters, window-lickers and weirdos will be dealt with quickly and brutally, (see picture).
  4. The sit-up bench will be taken out of pre-marital hibernation.
  5. Time will be found to get on with the book (see resolution 1).
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