It Is Resolved That…

  1. No alcohol will be consumed Monday to Thursday until February, (be realistic).
  2. There will be no more under-the-influence Tweeting, (Guido can confirm that attempting to score drugs via Twitter does not work).
  3. Time-wasters, window-lickers and weirdos will be dealt with quickly and brutally, (see picture).
  4. The sit-up bench will be taken out of pre-marital hibernation.
  5. Time will be found to get on with the book (see resolution 1).



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Quote of the Day

Dominic Raab wrote in his letter of resignation…

“This is, at its heart, a matter of public trust,” he told the PM, concluding: “I cannot reconcile the terms of the proposed deal with the promises we made to the country in our manifesto at the last election… I believe that the regulatory regime proposed for Northern Ireland presents a very real threat to the integrity of the United Kingdom. I cannot support an indefinite backstop arrangement, where the EU holds a veto over our ability to exit…”

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