No alcohol will be consumed Monday to Thursday until February, (be realistic).- There will be no more under-the-influence Tweeting, (Guido can confirm that attempting to score drugs via Twitter does not work).
- Time-wasters, window-lickers and weirdos will be dealt with quickly and brutally, (see picture).
- The sit-up bench will be taken out of pre-marital hibernation.
- Time will be found to get on with the book (see resolution 1).
