Jonah Goes to Hollywood, Spain

This is not up there with the town Jonah Brown spent his summer holidays in being subjected to a once-in-a-thousand-years flood consequently.  He just muddled up the name of one of Hollywood and the world’s most recognisable actresses.

Is he deaf, forgetful or stupid as well as half-blind?  He told the House of Commons at Prime Minister’s Questions: “I am very grateful that Renee Witherspoon is leading this campaign…She spoke movingly at the funeral of (film director) Anthony Minghella and I welcome her to the House today.” Of course this never happened, like Spain being a member of the G20, it is just another figment of the Prime Mentalist’s confused imagination…

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Quote of the Day

Paul Goodman as sagacious as ever on Arron’s entryism…

“… one must watch for former UKIP donors and a very few left-of-Party-centre MPs propping each other up, like drunks at the end of a pub crawl. It suits the former to claim the power to organise a programme of mass infiltration. It suits the latter to react by complaining about extremist entryism. The rest of us should keep a cool head.”


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