Guido is trying to get hold of the letter regarding this that Sir Thomas Legg is sending refusenik troughers.

If any co-conspirator wants to fax it across…

UPDATE : Headline changed to delete pensions because, according to Gary Gibbons, if MPs are leaving they will plunder their severance (up to £60,000) or their winding up allowance (up to £45,000), and if MPs are staying they can plunder their salary.