Competition : What is Gordon Thinking?

Not a caption competition this today (that is tomorrow).   For context you should know that this snap was taken from  yesterday’s PMQs  and  was kindly sent in by a co-conspirator.

Guido will send a copy of the book Crap MPs to the composer of the best 4 5-line limerick conveying the circumstances surrounding this picure. 

In the comments please…

Dear Mandy,

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A musical open letter to Peter Mandelson about the rather aggressive provisions of the Digital Economy Bill from Dan Bull.

Quote of the Day

Alan Johnson says

“We are now looking at a watershed election, à la 1945, à la 1979, more so than 1997.”

It's Only Berlusconi But I Like It

Guido would like to send his warmest congratulations to Silvio for being named Rolling Stone’s “Rock Star of the Year“. The magazine usually covers the goings on of the likes of U2 on tour.  It takes a true rocker to still be partying with teenage girls, enjoying lesbian foot massages and pleasuring hookers well into his seventies. He would probably throw televisions out of windows if he didn’t own them all.

Maybe if Murdoch chilled out a bit he might be in with a shot next year…



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Quote of the Day

Tory MP Nick Boles says what everyone thinks…

“There is a timidity and lack of ambition about Mrs May’s Government which means it constantly disappoints. Time to raise your game, Prime Minister.”

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