The Labour Party Conference in Brighton is going to be funereal. The commercial exhibition hall half empty, the bars absent lobbyists pouring booze down politicians throats and all the Blairites are staying at home as well.

The Indy’s Pandora is reporting that it is so bad, and the fear of empty seats on the TV coverage so great, that the Labour Party is now offering tickets to Brighton locals.

They are literally giving them away free…