Guido’s man-at-the-match emails:

Ed Balls spotted enjoying corporate hospitality at Club Wembley on Wednesday for England game with his muckers Charlie Whelan and Kevin Maguire (+ another unknown). Cost approaching £100 per head before ticket price.

Guido has texted Kevin, to no avail, to ask who paid for that jolly.  Perhaps it was funded by the union subscriptions from the minimum wage workers represented by Unite?

Last night, in a break from playground litter patrol, the penitent Damian McBride was spotted by Guido’s luvvie-in-the-West-End enjoying a night at the favourite celebrity restaurant The Ivy.  Wonder if he has signed for the book deal yet…

Flashback : Limo for Maguire