Very Civil Disobedience

Guido called up Fishburn Hedges, the BBC’s Telly Tax PR firm.

GF : “I have a confession to make”
FH : “Errr”
GF : “Haven’t paid for a TV licence in 10 years.”
FH : “Oh.”

They weren’t too keen on taking a confession and suggested Guido called the BBC press office.

GF : “Have a confession to make”
PO : “Ha ha”
GF : “Haven’t paid for a TV licence in 10 years.”
PO : “Ahh”
GF : “Charles Moore is my leader.”
PO : “Can we call you back”
GF : “I’ll come quietly. Non-violently, like Gandhi.”
PO : “What is your number?”
GF : “Now I have confessed can you stop sending letters?”

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