Crewe Gets Shown Gordon’s Clunking Fist

Why don’t they use a jack-boot rather than a fist? Get some party activists to wear brown shirts. C’mon Gordon, this is too namby pamby…

UPDATE : The awfully posh harriet Harman has cancelled visiting the constituency tomorrow – possibly to avoid being questioned about her remarks on the weekend that the campaign was “not very positive”.

UPDATE II : Tamsin has finally given an answer to the BBC on the Gordon asset/liability question: “Gordon is an asset as Prime Minister, but I am fighting on local issues.”




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