After Much Dithering the Winner Is…
“1984 1/2” who actually remembered it was supposed to be about Gordon’s ideal day, the entry begins:

Awoken by Yvette Cooper. “Blair is Dead”, I am to preside at his funeral and every world leader is coming. Merkel telephones. Says ‘”Can you be EU president and Prime Minister now there is a vacancy? “ I say I can. Des Browne calls. Iraq have declared war on the Taliban, now we are allies!!

It carries on and is worth a read as a satire that contains some innate truths. Some of the other entries were amusing and of a much better quality than you webmongs have achieved in the past. (Particularly enjoyed the Beatles parodies.) If “1984 1/2” could email Guido, he will dither about a book prize…

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