Gordon’s Birthday Prize Competition

Guido will give a prize to the wittiest 200(ish) word long description of Gordon’s ideal day in the style of A Day in the Life.

A full 24 hours please (remember Gordon is rumoured to be suffering from insomnia – those demons torment him). In the comments please, closes Friday morning. A book to the winner…


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Tobias Ellwood tells LBC…

“So Jeremy Corbyn will meet with Hamas, Hezbollah and the IRA with no preconditions, but won’t meet the British Prime Minister without her agreeing to his precondition.”

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