Gordon’s Birthday Prize Competition

Guido will give a prize to the wittiest 200(ish) word long description of Gordon’s ideal day in the style of A Day in the Life.

A full 24 hours please (remember Gordon is rumoured to be suffering from insomnia – those demons torment him). In the comments please, closes Friday morning. A book to the winner…


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Boris responds to Tusk…

“I don’t want a No Deal Brexit but I say to our EU friends if they don’t want No Deal they have got to get rid of the backstop from treaty. If Donald Tusk doesn’t want to go down in history as Mr No Deal Brexit then I hope this point will be borne in mind by him too.”

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