Could a Downing Street lackey leak to us what this new unit is all about? Guido is a little uncertain if the unit’s name he has been given is precisely correct, sounds like a PR man’s creation doesn’t it? Is Stephen Carter the father of the unit? Does it actually exist as more than a coffee and doughnuts meeting?

Is it part of the not-another-relaunch “Brown Phase 2” that Riddell is waffling about this morning? Is it just a “There May Be Trouble Ahead, Lets Figure Out Our Excuses Unit”? Enquiring bloggers want to know…